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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Down by the Bayou





Again another delay. I'm trying to get back into the movie swing of things, but events keep stealing my time. Again thanks for all the support, we're almost at 500 hits!!! Who woulda thunked it?
THE VOTE!
We keep upping the vote tallys...I LOVE IT!!! I'm not a huge fan of Jessica Alba (although she is a very attractive woman) so we decided to go with her worst movie. We got 8 total votes this time around and the worst Jessica Alba movie is (drum roll please)...Honey!!!! Man I feel bad for all of you who have actually seen it and can tell us it's her worst. To bad Miss Alba. I'm sure she won't be on this blog anytime soon.

A little bit of sad movie news...My companion and myself ventured to the Plymouth Meeting Mall this past Friday to catch the re-mastered 25th anniversary of Back to the Future. Yes Back to the Future is 25 years old, which spans my entire life (give or take a few months). We were so pumped!!! We got there early, got good seats, got popcorn and a hot dog, and played a few video games in the arcade. As we saw the crowd flowing in we moseyed on back to our seats and got comfy. 3...2...1...MOVIE START!...movie start? NOOOO, the movie was upside down and not in focus. Ok easy fix, so you'd think. After two visits from the manager and a few unsuccsceful tries later, we were being told of the cancellation of the event. We got a free pass to that same AMC theatre in Plymouth Meeting (like I'll ever go there again), an AMC 25th anniversary poster and a pat on the rear... how upsetting. But we did get to meet these people and see their DeLorean.

One more little tidbit...
Lunchmeat!

A friend of mine by the name of Mike Zebert is doing something I envy. He's writing for a movie magazine with a few (I'm guessing) of his friends. The Magazine is called Lunchmeat. (I believe this is the website http://www.moviemags.com/main.php?title=LUNCHMEAT if its not...Zebes let me know). I got a chance to read through the magazine, or 'fanzine. The guys who write for this 'fanzine, embark on a journey few would take. They watch old horror films that can only be viewed via VHS... some of our younger readers may not even know what that is. Even though I don't do horror, Zebes reassured me that these movies usually fall into the category "so bad they are funny." The writings are highly amusing, as the 4-5 guys go on to describe how badly awesome these movies are. There are some great articles with interviews from horror movie poster artists, to movie composers most may have never heard of. These guys put a lot of work into this magazine and it shows. There is a lot of great content, you won't be able to sit down and read it in one fell swoop. I believe this is a quarterly magainze so you have time to indulge in all the VHS horror madness. Good luck guys and keep up the good work. "Re-animate your VCR" LUNCHMEAT!



Now to our review...
The Princess and the Frog

I choose a movie on a late Sunday night that would be easy to follow and not ask a lot of me. I have a very big soft spot for Disney movies (Aladdin being on my top 10-15 list) and I wanted to stay up to date. So I decided on The Princess and the Frog.

Based on the story of a Prince, cursed to roam the earth as a slimey frog until he can be kissed by a real Princess to break the spell. Disney took this idea and spun it a little. Set in the Bayou of New Orleans during the jazz era, Tiana, played by Anika Noni Rose (From Justin to Kelly, Dream Girls), is a hard working waitress trying to save up for a dream she and her father had when she was little. The dream is to set up a top tier restaurant that is all her own. Prince Naveen, Bruno Campos (Mimic 2, "E.R.","Nip/Tuck") ventures into New Orleans from out of town looking for a rich princess to marry because his rich parents cut him off by the wallet. A voodoo man, known as the Dark Man, Kieth David (Platoon, Armageddon, Pitch Black), sees a way to trick the prince and become King of New Orleans. Disney insanity ensues.

You can't deny that Disney always, always produces a quality film. I've never seen a bad Disney animated movie, and this one did not disappoint. The animation was spectacular, this being the first hand-drawn Disney animated film since Home on the Range in 2004. I'm so happy they "reverted" to this style of animation because it is just breathtaking and you can't help but be glued to the screen. The choice of New Orleans in the jazz era was such a refreshing and bold look for Disney. They nailed the jazzy/bayou/cajun feel. I felt like I've now been to New Orleans during the jazz era because of this film. There's a scene in particular that struck me. The Dark Man sends out these "shadows" to try to capture froggy Prince Nuveen. As the shadows rush into the bayou woods, the camera stays on the trees and we see the numerous, detailed and different shadows rushing by the tree ling, I think i rewound the movie three times to re-watch it.

The characters that were contrived were so on point. The alligator that wants to play jazz, the bayou lightening bug, the dark man, the bayou voodoo women, the southern belle - they were done so well. If a trumpet playing alligator from the bayou during the jazz era was talking to a back woods, yokel, lightening bug from the bayou, I imagine that their conversation would go similar to the one in the movie. The characters, though fictional and animated, felt so right. They fit perfectly.

Music is always a huge part of Disney movies. This movie was nominated for Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song for two songs. However, it didn't win an Oscar. The songs were as you would expect from Disney - catchy and fitting. They were a fusion of Disney, New Orleans, jazz, and the bayou that almost got me out of my bed dancing at midnight on a Sunday. My favorite was the one sung by The Voodoo lady in the bayou but I can't recall its name, it really swings.

Other great voice-overs in the movie - Oprah as Momma Eudora (a.k.a. voodoo women), Terrance Howard (Crash, Iron Man, Idlewild) as the mother of Tiana, and John Godman (Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Flinstones) as the mayor of New Orleans.

Overall I had a great time watching this movie. the story is a little smashed together in the beginning. You get your heroin, your hero, your villain and the problem within the first twenty minutes. It doesn't feel as well planned or set up as some of the older Disney movies. It doesn't exactly match up with them, but it still has the essence of a Beauty and the Beast, Lion King or Little Mermaid.

The Invisibles Answers

1) American Psycho
2) The Karate Kid
3) The Fast Times at Ridgemont High
4) Office Space
5) Pretty in Pink
6) The Piano
7) The Others
8) Mystic Pizza

If you got them all, shoot you beat me. I only got 5. Who got more than 5? Well, you win!

Netflix Instant Watch of the Week:
Boondock Saints. I hesitate to put this on here as I feel most people have seen this movie. This is more of a cult film, as it did terrible in the box office, and only recently (last 5-6 years) has become really popular. Two Irish brothers decide to take justice into their own hands, "Whattya need tha foocking rope fer?"


Netflix DVD of the week: Natural Born Killers. Talk about a twisted movie. It's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas meets House of a Thousand Corpses. Ok that might be a little over the top, but its a crazy movie. I can't sum it up so here is the synopsis from IMDB.com: "Two victims of traumatized childhoods become lovers and psychopathic serial murderers irresponsibly glorified by the mass media." Featuring Woody Harrelson, ("Cheers", White Men Can't Jump, The Thin Red Line) Juliette Lewis (The Other Sister, Old Sschool, National Lampoon's: Christmas Vacation) and Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man, U.S. Marshals, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints) among others.



Some movies news....

Batman 3 gets a name and no 3d?
Christopher Nolan (Memento, The Prestiege, Inception) has finally started talking about Batman 3, and I know I'm pumped. Batman Begins was an amazing piece of filming followed by The Dark Knight which bested its previous title. The upcoming Batman movie, Batman 3, finally has a title: The Dark Knight Rises. Simple, classy, to the point. I think I like it, but who knows, the movie hasn't even started shooting yet. Christopher Nolan has spoken out saying he doesn't really get 3d and would not like to use it. IMAX however is a different story. Nolan says that he wants to keep everything consistent, he wants to "carry on with that look and feel specifically with respect to the large canvas and operatic sweep.” I'm sold. Also in a previous article I read, Nolan said that The Riddler will not be the new villian. Who would you like to see? What would you call the new Batman title? Do you like the title? Check out the rest of the article at Slashfilm.com http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/27/christopher-nolan-offers-detail-skipping-3d-the-dark-knight-rises/#more-91439

Which movie best represents which state
Subtonix (and I don't know who or what they are, I'm to lazy to research it) came up with a map in which a movie is designated to represent each state. Some of these are really good, Idaho = Napolean Dynamite, Oklahoma = Twister, Oregon = The Goonies. There are 3 that I was curious about. California = Fast Times at Ridgemont High, New York = Taxi Drive and Pennsylvania = Groundhog's Day. What do you think, do those movies represent said states?Especially PA? I like Groundhog's Day for PA but I think I would have went with Rocky. Biased? Perhaps. Here's a link to the map, via Slashfilm.com http://bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/ZZ2736560A.jpg

Happy Halloween everyone, trick-or-treat responsibly!! Watch a lot of horror movies, and one for me, cause I don't watch them because they scare me, immensely.

SPECIAL THANKS TO MY NEW EDITOR...THANKS AMY!




Monday, October 18, 2010

Black Swan Early Showing

So sorry for the delay my loyal subjects (all 4 or 5 of you). It has been a week since our last meeting of cinephilic awesomeness. Sine I last left you I've seen 3 movies, 2 of which will get reviewed today. I did see (500) Days of Summer which I really enjoyed but when you read why I'm not reviewing that one and reviewing this other one you'll know why.

Also on our poll we got our most hits, an all time high so to speak, with a total of 6. I was born in 1985 and there were some great Comedies. Weird Science took the crown with 2 votes (one being me). Keep looking for new polls.

Now onto our review...

Black Swan

So, some of you may or may not know this, but, Black Swan does not come out until December, however I got to witness this masterpiece 2 months before it opens world wide. How did I manage that you say? Well the 19th Annual Philadelphia Film Festival (http://www.filmadelphia.org/) is under way. It started last Thursday with Black Swan being its opening and I jump in it (direct tv commercial reference). Not only did I get to see Black Swan before it's world wide release, Darren Aronofksy (Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler) was at the showing. He introduced the film and then did a Q&A. It would be an understatement to say I was geeking out with a giant cheesing smile glued to my face. Great stuff!

Black Swan is about a ballerina/dancer who yearns to be the lead in Swan Lake. However a new face appears among the dancers who may or may not be trying to steal her role. In her preparation for the big night, the role starts to break her down.

When someone asked me what this movie was about, ballet wasn't really my main thought. This movie is about innocence, evil, obsession, perfection, destruction, its sexual and scary. It has it all. Aronofsky has a very specific style of filming, as he did in the Wrestler, he kept the camera very close to the actors, which helped me get inside, and feel what the character was feeling. Aranofsky puts you in this world where you aren't sure if its real, it's not concrete, almost like a dream. He takes you there and then nails you to your seat with suspense. The story unfolded so well, I was always second guessing myself on what I thought I knew was going on. When it all came together at the end I was still smiling.

Natalie Portman was PHENOMENAL, I almost didn't know it was her. For me if an actor/actress can make me forget who they are, that's doing your job well. I didn't see her as Natalie Portman in Garden State or V for Vandetta or from the SNL short, I saw her as Nina. I hope (and I'm almost sure) she will get a Best Actress nomination this year, and she deserves it. Vincent Cassel (Oceans 12-13, Derailed) plays her director, who is trying to urge the role out of her, trying to get her to express her sexuality and femininity with more passion. Almost seems like he may be the antagonist but that's up for debate. Nina's mother, played by Barbara Hershey (Hoosiers, The Natural), an old washed up dancer who wishes she would have had more, but sacrificed it for her daughter, plays an excellent role as an overbearing, slightly psychotic mother. Also up for debate if she's the antagonist. I dislike Mila Kunis (Family Guy, Max Payne, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) I just see her as Meg from Family Guy. She didn't blow me away in this film but did an adequate job.

The feeling of the movie is hard to pin piont, Aronofsky said his movie is part, horror/thriller/drama/dance, and he's write its hard to say what kind of movie this really is. I tell you for sure that it is an amazing film. It takes the energy and the ups and the downs of ballet and utilizes those elements to blow you away. The music, the set, the acting, the drama all come together so well that when you leave the theatre (in December) your jaw will be on the floor.

Now for my second review...
jackass 3d


hahahahahahahahahahaha, ew thats gross, oh shit, hahahahahahahahaha, these guys are idiots, hahahahahahaha, (take a deep breath), oooooooo, ugh thats gross, hahahahahahahahahah
do yourself a favor and go see this.




Invisibles part duex:
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Netflix Instant Watch of the Week: Just Friends. This movie seemed to fly under the radar when it came out, but its hilarious. More com, then rom, Ryan Reynolds has this chemestry with his brother, played by Chris Marquette (The Education of Charlie Banks, Alpha Dog, The Girl Next Door) that is so good. Chris Klein (American Pie, Election, Rollerball) is Dusty Dinkleman and he's Jersey, he ski's in his jeans.


Netflix DVD of the Week: Leaving Las Vegas. Probably one of Nicholas Cage's (maybe it is his best) best roles. He was at the top of his game in this one. Cage moves to Las Vegas to literally drink himselt to death. Its a wild ride, you're in for a treat.



Now for some movie news...

NC-17 Rating
So a movie has just surfaced called Blue Valentine. It's about a man and women and there deteriorating modern day marraige. In the movie you have Ryan Gosling (Stay, The Notebook, Remember the Titans) and Michelle Williams (Species, But I'm a Cheerleader, Brokeback Mountain) playing said couple going through these terrible times. Apperently there is a scene after a sexual scene that is so awkward that they just can't show it. "The disgusting thing about the ruling is that the NC-17 seems to have been delivered in response to a scene that isn’t dangerous, unusual or pornographic" I'm intrigued now and want to see what this film is all about. You can check it out at the Philadelphia Film Festival this week (http://www.filmadelphia.org/). The rest of the article is at /Film, http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/14/the-weinstein-company-to-appeal-blue-valentines-nc_17-rating/

Oz The Great and Powerful
As we all know everything is getting revamped, and rebooted, and sequelized. So why not the Wizard of Oz. Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Spiderman 1-3) is helming the film which seems to be a sexualized, darker prequel about about Oz got to the magical land. I'm not sure how I feel about taking a classic and turning it into something else. I did enjoy "The Tin Man" which was a re-imagined, modernized sci-fi mini series from the Scyfy channel, but this sounds kind of nuts. I don't know if I like this or not. Here's the rest of the article at /Film, http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/15/plot-details-surface-for-sam-raimis-oz-the-great-and-powerful/

Free viewing of Paranormal Activity 2
I'm not a horror fan at all, I won't see the first one and I won't see a lot of other scary movies, but hey, who doesn't like a free film. I still am not going. Go to the link http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/18/see-paranormal-activity-2-for-free-this-week/ then follow the link near the bottom inside the story. Fill in your info and hopefully you brave people will enjoy!


Thanks again everyone, happy filming

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Poke!

After last weeks poll, Favorite Movies with Sky Diving in it, we got a grand total of, 5 votes, The Incredibles and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie inched in with 1 vote each, where the Champion of all sky diving movies Pointe Break got a whopping 3 votes! OH YEA!...Goddamn! You are one radical son of a bitch!

Now for our review...

The Social Network

I don't think I need to tell anyone what this movie is about. The creation of facebook, the creator of facebook and how he gets accused of stealing the idea, and turning on his friends.

This movie has been gettin rave reviews, and high academy acclaim since it hit festivals earlier this year. I remember when I first heard about this, "A movie about facebook" PAAAAAAlease. I laughed and snidely turned my nose. But now...wow! This movie is a hit everywhere.

The movie was directed by the highly acclaimed David Fincher (Fight Club, Se7en, Alien 3) and written by the talented Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, The West Wing, Charlie Wilson's War). These guys are the cream of the crop. David Fincher is brilliant with a camera, and a direction and he does what he does best. There is a scene that had my eyes glued to the screen by sheer beauty. Two boats in a Crew match (?), (the whole movie scored by Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails which was also amazing)race to the end in amazing fashion. I was blown away, my favorite scene of the whole movie. Ironically enough it had nothing to do with the actual story. Aaron Sorkin's dialoge was so poignant and spot on to that "culture" and "time frame". There are so many great lines that I know will be quoted for the next 10 years.

The acting is top notch, I felt like each character was so real and so easy to watch and understand (the dialogue helped). Jesse Eisenberg (Soliatary Man, Zombieland, Adventureland), who I still think is the poor mans Micheal Cera, did a great job playing Mark Zuckerberg ("founder" of Facebook). Very condescending but only to those who deserve it, kinda of a cold soul, who is only interested in being the next big thing. Justin Timberlake (who I have a man crush on) (The Love Guru, Alpha Dog, Black Snake Moan) played Sean Parker, founder of Napster who loves to be loved, loves to be awesome, loves to be the main event with the spotlight on him, but can't seem to keep it together. He killed this role, phenomenal. My favorite character in the movie. Andrew Garlfield (Red Riding Trilogy, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Never Let Me Go.) plays Zuckerbergs best, and only friend and "co-founder" of Facebook. I thought he had an amazing role, he plays a preppy rich kid, but the one with the morals, the emotions, the one who doesn't hide anything inside because he wants to make sure it's said. I really liked this guy in Imaginarium and now he's the new Spider-Man. I also loved the two Crew rowers, they were so douchey, and so "bro" it was amazing. "I'm 6'4" 250...and there's 2 of me." Great stuff all around.

I however didn't think the movie was as great as it was hyped up to be. This will be a great film over time because it will really take hold with my generation because we lived it. It missed for me in the very beginning. I feel like it tried to rush into the film, and for awhile I was a little lost. Some might not have been lost and found it to be a great start, but I couldn't follow 100%. Maybe on a second viewing.

I feel like the movie strives in its dialogue, and its acting and directing. However, I felt like the movie was very pompous, "This is the facebook movie, so you should know what is already happening" and pretentious in the fact that it was forcing us to accept it in the very beginning without having seen anything. Like, if before the movie was even viewed by anyone, it knew it was going to be amazing.

However a minor feeling I had that may or may not be removed after I watch it a few more times.

So no quiz tonight but I wanted to try something new. Choose the best performance by an actor/actress. First Up
Christian Slater

So I didn't know who to pick, and for some reason Christian Slater popped into my head. Maybe thats saying something? Christian has had one of those hit then miss, then sorta hit, then fall off kinda careers. He started off as a young man, gettin his first apperance in the film The Legend of Billie Jean to now being on the "hit???" tv show "The Forgotten". Well he did have one film that for me stands out. True Romance. Written by Quentin Tarantino and Directed by Tony Scott (Days of Thunder, Enemy of the State, Man on Fire). It tells the story of Clearance (Slater) who is sort of a loser/loner who loves comic books, movies, pie, and the simple things in life. He gets set up with a call girl, Alabama (Patricia Arquette) who falls in love with him. Clearance wants her to come with him and get married but not before gettin her stuff from her pimp Drexel (played by Gary Oldman), where Clearance ends up killing him and taking the wrong suitcase, the one filled with about a bagillion pounds of coke.

Christian Slater is so cool in this movie, "You're so cool". He loves movies, and who shouldn't, he loves pie, comic books, and Elvis. He's so laid back until someone messes with his "damsel in distress", he turns into a raged filled modern "knight in shining armor" who won't stand for the mistreatment of women. He has conversations with his idle, The King, to guide him and advise him, and if the King thinks you're cool, you must be. He doesn't use drugs, but he'll sell them to big movie producers, he also loves roller coasters and beautiful blondes with asses that taste like french vanilla ice cream. This is my favorite Christian Slater roll.

What's your favorite Slater roll?

Netflix In stant Watch of the Week: Starship Troopers. I'm a sucker for movies so good they are bad, especially if they are sci-fi and have giant alien bugs trying to destroy the earth. Plus Neil Patrick Harris is in this movie, which I swear was his come-back roll after Doogie Howser. Check out this over the top sci-fi romp.

Netflix DVD of the Week: 12 Angry Men. Filmed in 1957, Awarded the Academy award for, Best Director, Best Picture, and Best Writing adapted from a Screenplay and ranked #88 on the AFI top 100 of all time. The movie tells the story of 12 men partaking in jury duty. In the very beginning everyone seems to know for sure that the plaintiff is guilty. Well they get to talking and we find out more about every single man, and about how we shouldn't take things for face value. The movie is filmed in one room, 2 hours, 12 men. It's unreal how entertaining this movie is for that reason.

Now a little movie news...
The Hangover 2
So, yes, The Hangover will have a sequal. We just recently found out that the movie will for sure take place in Thailand. Which is a great idea, because I've been to Asia, not Thailand, but I've heard some AMAZING stories about that country. Storie that I feel like could make up its own movie, so the idea that the guys who created the first one will have this muse. Very exciting stuff. Some of the plot details have finally come out. Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers, The A-team, Wet Hot American Summer), Zack Galifianakis (Bubble Boy,Youth in Revolt, Dinner for Schmucks) and Ed Helms (The Colbert Report, The Office) will all be returning for a fun filled romp into this foreign country. The only thing we know is that Stu is gonna have sex with a Thai Tranny and the guys try to figure out what happened. Well I don't really care how it happens I'm just excited for it. Here's the whole article at Slashfilm.com http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/04/plot-details-of-the-hangover-2-finally-revealed/

Oscar Buzz
Wanna be part of the Oscar Buzz, but everytime you hear the nominees your like, "What I've never even heard of that one". Well Cinemablend.com is helping you keep up with the Oscar Buzz. They have their "Mortal Locks", "Likely Contenders", "Still in the Running" and "Outside Chances". They seem to update it every few days, and giving reasons why they think some fall off, or some rise above. They look at the big ones, Best Picutre, Best Director, Best Actor/Actress and Best Supporting Actor/Actress. I def haven't heard of some of the movies and def haven't seen them so don't feel to bad. Here's the full article at CinemaBlend.com http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Oscar-Eye-Predicting-Another-Year-s-Best-Picture-Chances-And-More-Social-Network-Buzz-21002.html

True Grit Trailer

The Cohen Brothers always ALWAYS put out gem movies. Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Though, No Country for Old Men and so on and so forth. There new movie hasn't been seen by anyone who is capable of writing a review, and its still already getting high Oscar Buzz. Here's the trailer at Slashfilm.com and have your mind blown. http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/04/movie-trailer-full-theatrical-trailer-arrives-for-true-grit/

Thanks again to all the beloved movie followers.